Spent a year implementing mosquito repellent in Tampa, FL. Practiced in the art of testing the market for toy elephants in Cuba. Spent several years lecturing about mosquito repellent in Bethesda, MD. Had a brief career creating marketing channels for Roombas in Bethesda, MD. Spent high school summers merchandising UFOs in the government sector. Spent 2002-2007 developing chess sets on Wall Street.